So today I was asked about my elitist opinion concerning the recent Necrobutcher publicity stunt...
Here is my answer:
Necrobutcher (who by the way is balding horribly and looks to be the age of 55) will be pulling the "Public Television ist Kvlt" bullshit (made popular by clowns such as Kanwulf and more recently Nergal of Behemoth) by getting an exorcism in black metal failure capital of the world: America. Euronymous must be spinning in his grave (only in his underwear of course) as this embarrassing news is currently flooding the internet metal scene at "bubonic plague" pace.
(Left: "Did I mention I will be on TV???")
Necrobutcher admits he thinks Bob Larson is a quack and he is just there for the experience, so obviously he must be going to the USA to experience the TRUE Arizona black metal scene . Arizona as we all know is basically a desert hell hole filled with jackrabbits and coyotees, so I hope he has fun out in the wild west. Below is the featured interview from the atrocious Metal Hammer website. Trust me, I had some one send me the link, I did not expose my computer to that false metal dogshit.
Of course it does not take a rocket scientist to figure out any self-proclaimed "exorcist" is full of shit and just wants money as much as the next satanic black metal band from Norway. What a pay off! Necrobutcher and Mayhem get TV time, and this clown gets more publicity for his church full of narrow minded rat bastards. In the end no one wins because the mass amount of mental retardation put into this show is so great, simply viewing the show may cause people to go mad and beat each other senseless like wild apes.
(Left: Who could forget this masterpiece of black metal journalism. Necrobutcher is no stranger to a camera being shoved in his face.)
With that said, Necrobutcher should just stick to what he is good at: getting drunk and playing mallcore black metal. I stopped listening to Mayhem back in 1995 so I could give a rats-ass less if he did end up becoming a straight edge christian "X-hander" after being successfully exorcised. In fact I WANT him to get exorcised so then everyone will stop listening to Mayhem because they realize just how much of a joke they are nowadays.
Now If you will excuse me, I have more pressing topics to write about which should be up some time later...
Regards,
-ABME
16 comments:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jANGhj2yTS0
this guy is total "herp-durp" material... Goddamn who listens to Mayhem anymore?????
Necrobutcher need to shut his drunk mouth the fuck up. Stop ruining it for the rest of us!
-TDK
Just saw Mayhem at Wacken... Fucking horrible show... These guys need to just end Mayhem. ASAP
I'd rather listen to Svierg
Many metal blogs have reported on this story, however I randomly stumbled on this page... I am now a fan of TABME. This is great!
I love this blog...
Mayhem died with Euronymous.
This is just pathetic...
I ALMOST feel bad for microbutcher. Almost being the key word. Mayhem should be part of the past by now.
Wow . This page must be full of trve gr1m and n3cro guys!.. Well done once again ABME!...
For making me laugh to tears and for your kvlt viewers, I mean I wouldn't expect anything short of you to stop listening to Mayhem even before their demo was out you being the ultimate bm elitist, but look at all your viewers: "Mayhem died with euro"? typical trve kvlt youtube 13-yo can-comment... no?
As for Necrobutcher: should be fun watching...
You're all jealous! I'm going to see Mayhem in less than two weeks. Of course, they aren't going to be as great as with Dead, but Necrobutcher is the #1 reason I'm going to go. I can't wait...
Mayhem rules, you wish you had their fame.
Hi.
I wonder if the new trend nowadays, is to develop hate and criticism, in order to make the people react, while those "reviewers" (typically ex frustrated and untalented individuals, and probably physically ugly) feels happy to have gained some attention. Very easy. Very easy also to spit on everything and when someone feels offended, you just having this little low indivual mental orgasm, well hidden behind your computer screen. Just go and face those people, instead of using pompous sentences. What do you think fool, that music is a dogmatic cult? That all those bands working for decades have to serve your little demanding deluded fantasies of "it has to be like this or that otherwise it's dog shit"? Make a band, show them! You spit on the creators. Those guys were kids when they started, they didn't have anything but an instrument and their imagination, creating something deep, self destructor or not. And now you all internet generation, spoiled kids and all, take the right to call whatever "untrue", homo" and more. This is absurd, unreal. America has been late in discovering Black Metal, and today many goes extremist with it, trying to catch up the good old time. But this is too late now, things are past. It's certainly not America which saved the metal music with all that new wave of neo hard core crap, but a lot of Scandinavian people in Black Metal who were enough passionate in order to make very interesting side projects. This is enough now, there is no Elitism but a poor attempt to be a dictator, only because you have no grasp on anything happening. I am sad about such...evolution.
And again, how can you think that the night side of music must be one single way? To explore our night throught our inner journeys is personal, no one can tell you to take a turn on the left or the right. How, but how art must be led like you dream about? I am not especially fan of everything those guys have made, but I have respect for this imprint they have left.
^To the above Anony"^
You are an idiot. In fact, you just have proven to the world you are an idiot by taking this blog seriously. Please report to retard class at once, as you are currently marked "tardy"
I don't understand your sense of humor, call me whatever you want, but I hate it when motherfuckers just go bashing and insulting anything that crosses their filthy path just because they don't like it, who the fuck are you to pass judgement on others? Give me a fucking break, this blog is full of shit and you're a fake ass bitch, the mere existence of this blog proves it, you have nothing useful to contribute to the Black Metal community, all you do is bitch about others, you're nothing but a frustrated, old-ass motherfucker,that has recently discovered the Internet and has nothing better to do than disrespect bands and individuals you don't like as if you were a god, or an authority of Metal, do you have delusions of power? Motherfucker you make me sick, go back to polishing your precious vinyls and have a heart attack while you're at it, or even better, I hope your place sets on fire and everything fucking burns to the ground.
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