So today I was asked about my elitist opinion concerning the recent Necrobutcher publicity stunt...
Here is my answer:
Necrobutcher (who by the way is balding horribly and looks to be the age of 55) will be pulling the "Public Television ist Kvlt" bullshit (made popular by clowns such as Kanwulf and more recently Nergal of Behemoth) by getting an exorcism in black metal failure capital of the world: America. Euronymous must be spinning in his grave (only in his underwear of course) as this embarrassing news is currently flooding the internet metal scene at "bubonic plague" pace.
(Left: "Did I mention I will be on TV???")
Necrobutcher admits he thinks Bob Larson is a quack and he is just there for the experience, so obviously he must be going to the USA to experience the TRUE Arizona black metal scene . Arizona as we all know is basically a desert hell hole filled with jackrabbits and coyotees, so I hope he has fun out in the wild west. Below is the featured interview from the atrocious Metal Hammer website. Trust me, I had some one send me the link, I did not expose my computer to that false metal dogshit.
Of course it does not take a rocket scientist to figure out any self-proclaimed "exorcist" is full of shit and just wants money as much as the next satanic black metal band from Norway. What a pay off! Necrobutcher and Mayhem get TV time, and this clown gets more publicity for his church full of narrow minded rat bastards. In the end no one wins because the mass amount of mental retardation put into this show is so great, simply viewing the show may cause people to go mad and beat each other senseless like wild apes.
(Left: Who could forget this masterpiece of black metal journalism. Necrobutcher is no stranger to a camera being shoved in his face.)
With that said, Necrobutcher should just stick to what he is good at: getting drunk and playing mallcore black metal. I stopped listening to Mayhem back in 1995 so I could give a rats-ass less if he did end up becoming a straight edge christian "X-hander" after being successfully exorcised. In fact I WANT him to get exorcised so then everyone will stop listening to Mayhem because they realize just how much of a joke they are nowadays.
Now If you will excuse me, I have more pressing topics to write about which should be up some time later...