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Sunday, December 5, 2010

The Angry Elitist Black Metal Elder speaks! So listen!

Hello, here is my original Black Metal Elitist post which was originally posted in a Facebook group (that now accepts mallcore kids apparently) and was meant to educate the black metal(and mentally)challenged n00bs. Read on....

"Well, being the angry black metal elitist and elder here, and the fact no one has freaking mentioned this release (especially everyone in the SMC who a claim to be a CRAFT fan...and waiting for the new album...) I simply could not wait any longer. Here is one of my top 10 albums of 2010..."Scorn" by the excellent Avsky... If you have not picked up their earlier work, just do yourself a favor and head on over to Moribund and pick up all three. You have already had fur years now to do so. This is the track "Dead End" which features Nox from Craft doing some dirty work for them. These guys are a filler while waiting for Void to come out. Yeah, you can thank me later when your re-posting this in your Facebook feed acting like you know this shit, which you don't because you don't physically own any of their actual shit. Only I can, and why you ask? Because I am the Angry Elitist Black Metal Elder (AEBME) and I have nothing better to do than blow all my money on CD and vinyl while you sit on your n00b ass and steal it.
Thank you for your worthless time"
-The AEBME


4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Shit, you've come a long way... I love this blog. Don't stop!

Vegard Kjolen Jorgen said...

How the fuck are you uneducated for leaving a truthful comment? This is one dumb ass blog. And the blogger sucks hairy ass balls.

WULF said...

Awesome album. Glad to see that you like it too.

Alan O'Connor said...

i wear black glasses and i like burzum